The Continuing Adventures of Spaniel O’Spaniel...
In his passion, only a passion for life, he would, with deliberation, get the words wrong. “I don’t,” - when he did. “I will,” - when he clearly won’t. The careers officer, a plumping cheerless soul and a superb liar in his own right surveyed the sorry specimen before him. This murky eyed bundle of hair and shabby blue shirt. Mr Egg breathed a sigh of despair. “So Spaniel, What are your...
Carl Barat at Glastonbury: 'I'm sending Pete... →
Life is good when you get this in your twitter updates.
Evening news: Where they begin with “Good evening”, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
The tragic adventures of Carl Barat. He just doesn’t understand that while these things work for the common musician, it doesn’t work for him because people shy away from his beauty. Poor Carl. His life could be a demoralising epic of a novel.
I don’t consider myself a pessimist. I think of a pessimist as someone who is...– Leonard Cohen (via urticaria)
Currently mourning the loss of the last shred of respect I had for Adam Green. Whhhyyy Adam? WWWHHHYYY? I know you’re an ‘artist’ and all but seriously?! Is it that hard to keep it in your pants, boy?